in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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