"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Randomize
