these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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