I hope mine doesn't look like that
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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