Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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