there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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