he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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