her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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