i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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