Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
