i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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