Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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