Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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