She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
not ubering you a puppy
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