Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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