she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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