Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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