Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Two words: blizzard sex
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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