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(917): View more from New York City

as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.

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(660): View more from Missouri

Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...

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(510): View more from California

And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"

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(318): View more from Louisiana

why is allison so mad at me??

(469): View more from Texas

me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".

(318): View more from Louisiana

crap..

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(954): View more from Florida

I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

He likes bondage and spanking and shit.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough

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(513): View more from Ohio

She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..

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