i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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