Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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