i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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