i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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