I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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