Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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