i barfeds in our rink
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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