Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize
