K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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