What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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