Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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