she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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