wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Soap is not a condiment
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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