they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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