i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Do plants get herpes?
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