So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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