I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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