fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
