so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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