Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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