He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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