They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
