Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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