Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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