new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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