I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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