smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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