a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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