just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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