And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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