But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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