how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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