we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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