My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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