The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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