I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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