don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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