good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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