***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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