On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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